When time is your worst enemy and you're afraid of clocks more than captain Hook is, there's no doubt your friends would hate you.
They probably would love to throw bricks at you, wish you really were kindapped as they thought while were waiting for you at the corner of the street for the thousandth time this month.
And yes, save your lame little excuses for sparing your timeless ass, you've had planty of time to invent some pretty unbelievable reasons not to come on time, didn't you?
Oh, your dog got lost? Oh, the tram jump out of the rails? Tell me more, I beg you! I'm dying to know why you even took a tram when you're living two blocks away? Sure, we could scream so all the neighbourhood hears us and make funny frequency with our voices so tram maybe would actually jump out of the rails, but in the end, would that change anything? I don't think so.
But, believe it or not, sometimes, just sometimes, they're not really late. They're waiting you at the wrong place. So you can both just go home pissed at each other. Make sure there's only one place with that pesky name next time. ;)
► pants : thrifted/ purse and shirt: granny's/ shoes and earrings: mum's